May 15
A Thoughtful and Mature Conversation on One Direction
- Me: I wanna beat them up.
- B: I WANNA FUCK EM
- K: I wanna change their diapers
May 09
"Rap and Hip-Hop isn't meaningful or complex!"
- 2Pac: And since we all came from a woman, got our name from a woman and our game from a woman, I wonder why we take from our women. Why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think it's time to kill for our women, time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies that make the babies. And since a man can't make one, he has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one.
- Jay-Z: Silly rappers, because we got a couple Porsches, MTV stopped by to film our fortresses. We forget the unfortunate. Sure I ponied up a mill, but I didn't give my time. So in reality I didn't give a dime, or a damn. I just put my monies in the hands of the same people that left my people stranded. Nothin' but a bandit, left them folks abandoned. Damn, that money that we gave was just a band-aid, can't say we better off than we was before.
- Kanye West: Is it genocide? 'Cause I can still hear his momma cry, know the family traumatized. Shots left holes in his face, 'bout piranha-size. The old pastor closed the cold casket, and said the church ain’t got enough room for all the tombs. It’s a war going on outside we ain’t safe from, I feel the pain in my city wherever I go. 314 soldiers died in Iraq, 509 died in Chicago.
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May 07
OwlsCannotBeFooled: wolfbender: the photobooth program on my mac is basically just full of... →
the photobooth program on my mac is basically just full of shitty webcam pictures of myself making faces or pointing at things or wearing frilly clothes
it’s like a bizarre little photo album dedicated to the all the weird vain shit i do just because i find it funny
it’s…
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I USE MY PHOTOBOOTH TOO BRO
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Apr 28
so i just referenced this achewood strip:
and two seconds later on six feet under, arthur, who played by rainn wilson and is MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING, says, “do you want some frittata?”
fucking crazy shit.
[achewood is (c) chris onstad]
Achewood problems: Having to stifle uncontrollable giggles when anyone says “these knives”.
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Apr 28
really wish I could see the outtakes, I wonder how many times they threw that giant toy rat at his head
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